Cold enough for a jumper?

[Dan]

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following

conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out

fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint

every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a

new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that

I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said

a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything

about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's

the deal?"

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the

clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex?" and

she said, "Wear a sweater."

 

Dan