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Two guys and a girl were sat at a bar talking about their lives.

One guy says"I`m a yuppie.You know, young urban professional."

The other guy responds."I`m a dink. You know, double income no kids."

Then they asked the woman "What are you?"

She replied."I`m a wife.You know,wash, iron,f**k etc." :D:D

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

 

 

 

 

 

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Sorry lads wrong forum. Elton could you move this to the correct forum please. Sorry if i caused any non anticipated laughter. Dave :rolleyes:

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

 

 

 

 

 

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Thanks for transfering this joke to the correct forum. Dave.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

 

 

 

 

 

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