blonde horseback rider

[peter morton]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had

no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted

& the horse immediately springs into motion.

 

It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde

begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the

horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to

throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the

side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly

impervious to its slipping rider.

 

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse

to try & throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has

become entangled in the stirrup & she is now at the mercy of the

horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground

again & again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is

mere moments away from unconsciousness when........

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>the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.