Thats gratitude for ya!!!!

spangles

Posted April 3, 2002

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Posted April 3, 2002

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her flat when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving grattitude, he asked, "do you suck".

"No!" she shreiked aghast.

So he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

So he dropped her too.

The poor woman prayed to god for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time by a man on the eighth floor.

"I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said...and dropped her.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

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