A Present from Margate

[nursejudy]

At least i know where the fuse is i lost when last performing urine extraction,was there a light bulb as well.

 

When i was a Student nurse on nights in Casualty a couple arrived by ambulance, but both on one stretcher on top of each other,the lady had gone into spasm so the gent was trapped

needless to say cas was very busy that night with every member of staff taking a detour

 

we also saw a man with a crisp packet superglued on to his p...s in place of a condom...

 

nursejudy

[wotawoppa]

Apparently in Asia it is not uncommon for doctors to remove mobile phones from certain places (was in FHM or similar mag I think) ...sounds like safe text to me.

[nursejudy]

judy

[Guest Ferret1959]

My ex-wife used to be a nurse in the orthapeadic(sp)ward at our local hospital, well they had a 83 yearold woman in for a hip job and they notice a funny smell coming from her.

She was examined and what they found was a Bells whiskey bottle top festering up inside her virgina.

Wonder how long it had been there???

Puts a whole new meaning to having a drop of the hard stuff.

[poledark]

Sorry mods, but I have to ask ....Is there any such thing as an 83 year old VIRGINA?

 

 

 

Funniest thing I have read for years!

 

Den