He laid her on the table!

[Tog]

He laid her on the table

 

She looked so white, so clean and bare

 

His forehead wet, with beads of sweat

 

He rubbed her here and there.

 

He touched her neck and rubbed her breasts, then drooling felt her thighs.

 

Her slit was wet and all was set, he let out a joyous cry.

 

Her hole held wide he looked inside,all was dark and murky.

 

He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms

 

Then..

 

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Stuffed the Xmas Turkey.

 

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May I be the first to wish you and your dirty little mind a very merry Xmas!

[Yogi]

Things you can get away with saying at Christmas.

 

 

 

1. I prefer breasts to legs

 

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

 

4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

 

5. I’ve never seen a better spread!

 

6. I’m in the mood for a little meat.

 

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

 

8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

 

9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

 

10. Don’t play with your meat.

 

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

 

12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

 

13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

 

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

 

16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

 

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

 

18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

 

19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning

 

20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!

 

21. I do like a good stuffing.

 

Yogi

[Yogi]

Well Christmas is coming fast and furious, I can tell because the postman and binman have started saying Good Morning.

 

It was in October and I'd already got my presents organised, bought and paid for (for a change) and even wrapped with the tag, nice bow and placed into a lovely gift box ready for the big day. I’ve got my cards too, even one to go to Oz will be posted.

 

Some of you may say - yeah so what !!!!. Well, I’m usually panic buying on the 24th Dec with a visit to Argos. Some food may be bought in early but not the alcohol, if I get that early it’ll go brfore I get home. I remember buying a meat pie once - it said on the packet - eat within one week. It was gone before I got home.

 

Not been this organised for years. I’ve always said Christmas should be March or April as there’s not so many people in the shops then.

 

Yogi. Happy Christmas everybody.