Chris Goddard

Here goes nothing!?!

Dave/Alan hope you are going to keep us posted on this little shindig?? Chris

And all this because you asked for some help eh Leon?? Why not try poking a sharp stick in a hornets nest next time!! You may be surprised at the reaction. WOT!! no report?? Chris

And all this because you asked for some help eh Leon?? Why not try poking a sharp stick in a hornets nest next time!! You may be surprised at the reaction. WOT!! no report?? Chris

Now I am worried!! One of the rods I have just discovered is none other than "The Chris Yates Merlin" and this has most definitely NOT been used!! Oh Bugger!! Chris

Now I am worried!! One of the rods I have just discovered is none other than "The Chris Yates Merlin" and this has most definitely NOT been used!! Oh Bugger!! Chris

Sorry ALAN but I disagree. No-one has said anything about the use of Intrepid and that name has been bandied around much more than STINKO!! It's just another name. Having said that are there not a lot of ALANS on here??!! Chris

Sorry ALAN but I disagree. No-one has said anything about the use of Intrepid and that name has been bandied around much more than STINKO!! It's just another name. Having said that are there not a lot of ALANS on here??!! Chris

So the monkey looked like this. And the next time I looked GUESS WHAT!!!

So the monkey looked like this. And the next time I looked GUESS WHAT!!!

Pull the "Udder One" It's got bells on!!

Pull the "Udder One" It's got bells on!!

Subject: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE 10th - "Scattered ******* showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th -"You want WHAT on the ******* ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those ******* Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so ******* look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th -"Where the **** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any ******* idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the **** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ******* hole in the head." - JFK, 1963 1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the fly'in **** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

Subject: TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE 10th - "Scattered ******* showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the **** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th -"You want WHAT on the ******* ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those ******* Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so ******* look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th -"Where the **** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any ******* idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the **** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ******* hole in the head." - JFK, 1963 1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the fly'in **** is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole, when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it? "Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your ******* cat.

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole, when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it? "Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your ******* cat.

HER SIDE OF THE STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate; so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's still acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me, or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but He just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else? HIS SIDE OF THE STORY: . . . . . . . . United lost. Knackered. Got a shag though.

HER SIDE OF THE STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate; so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's still acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me, or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but He just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else? HIS SIDE OF THE STORY: . . . . . . . . United lost. Knackered. Got a shag though.

Right then!! I got it saved, but how do I get It onto the box what I am typing into here?? Chris

Right then!! I got it saved, but how do I get It onto the box what I am typing into here?? Chris

I must have missed the Browning Spindle :-(( But I have got a couple of Allcocks on at the moment myself!! As regards the Barder rods I have just looked at the one for sale at present and was ASTOUNDED!!!! I have 3 barder rods and will now get an Insurance valuation for them I think!! One actually belonged to Mrs K James (1992) and is signed by " Mr Crabtree" Himself!! Shudder to think what that may(OR NOT?) be worth. I also have a "Perfection Barbel" made (Lovingly!) by a Mr Shaun Linsley of Stour Provost. But admit to not knowing a lot about this gent and his prowess as a rod maker. But I do know that it's a very nice rod!! Chris

I must have missed the Browning Spindle :-(( But I have got a couple of Allcocks on at the moment myself!! As regards the Barder rods I have just looked at the one for sale at present and was ASTOUNDED!!!! I have 3 barder rods and will now get an Insurance valuation for them I think!! One actually belonged to Mrs K James (1992) and is signed by " Mr Crabtree" Himself!! Shudder to think what that may(OR NOT?) be worth. I also have a "Perfection Barbel" made (Lovingly!) by a Mr Shaun Linsley of Stour Provost. But admit to not knowing a lot about this gent and his prowess as a rod maker. But I do know that it's a very nice rod!! Chris

I have several "Visual" items I would care to share with yourselves. Only problem Is I am unable to reproduce the pictures only the print will display. They are saved in Microsoft Word 2000 and really are quite good!! Please help!?! Chris :confused: :mad:

I have several "Visual" items I would care to share with yourselves. Only problem Is I am unable to reproduce the pictures only the print will display. They are saved in Microsoft Word 2000 and really are quite good!! Please help!?! Chris :confused: :mad:

The coastal place wasn't In Mayo was It?? My wifes Father was from Mayo (westport I think) and his surname was Browne!! Chris