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Back to the game, should have been Nearer My God Then hopefully someone would have posted To Thee. Yes

I'm rationed to 6 a year with Christmas dinner. Slitting them seems so cruel, I like to tease mine one little leaf at a time, it prolongs the enjoyment and builds the tension. Have I shown you my collection of interesting parsnips?

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Thank you Simon John

Saw this and thought of you as the old GPO advert used to say. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...7133388512&rd=1 Might be of interest John

Hi Chesters You're being too technical there You could do one peeling sprouts!

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Not a "new " film but I only saw The Green Mile last week, what a movie, had me crying like a baby.

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You know those annoying porno pop ups well they've given me an idea. Imagine you're working away on the keyboard when POP Hi my name's John, I've just bought a webcam and set it up on a beach in North Wales, I'm fishing right now, log onto the address below and we can chat, you can even watch my rod tip. Do you think it will work?

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Sand tiger and westie will know, what about it fellas ?

As a bride enters the church she sees the aisle, the alter and hears the hymn. In her hightened state she allows these three to imprint directly to her subconcious. Aisle, alter, him, aisle alter him, i'll alter him, i'll alter him. And so the mantra of married woman is continued I'll alter him.

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Lissin lads wat yers ave got to understand is dat da judys up ere are ard, rippin a nut off, dats just playful ya no, it musta bin loose. She isnt a swallower so she give it back. Cud ave bin wurse, cud ave gone for is stash or even is giro. Now shes got 2 years playin hide da candle in Styal.

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Many years ago I put a nest box about 8 feet up a silver birch in the garden. Never saw any birds using it though. After a couple of years I decided to take it down, it had become a wasp nest, bit of a shock. Deciced to leave well alone till winter and then burn it. Since then I we have become the owners of 2 cats so haven't bothered with nest boxes.

Ken Have you seen the Matrix? If so can you explain it to me please? The moral of the Polar Bear story is that despite his misgivings about himself he is a real Polar Bear, an inescapable fact of birth. Such reality is conferred on an individual not by the individual. I rest my case and the carrier bag too John

ROFLMFAO. And I thought flying was a serious business!

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