Blonde joke

[northern mark]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

 

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

 

She says, "What's the story?"

 

He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."

 

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

[SkattyKat]

Glad I'm a brunette lol

[Emz]

SkattyKat:

Glad I'm a brunette lol

Me too

 

Emz

[Newt]

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends.

 

Her friend suggested, "There may be a way of selling that car, but it's not going to be legal."

 

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

 

"Right," replied her friend, "here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

 

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on her friend's advice.

 

About a month after that, her friend saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

 

"No," replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

[Emz]

lol