Fireman joke

[Tog]

Winston has got a new job as a fireman and comes home to tell his loving wife all about his first day:

“Hey honey, we got a hell of a good system at de fire station you know”

“Is that so Winston”

“Yes honey, we got the ‘Tree Bells’ system”

“Three bells you say Winston?”

“That’s right honey, at the first bell we have to put on our uniforms, at the second bell we slides down de pole and at the third bell we gets in de fire engine and drives off”

“Well Winston, sure sounds like a good system to me – how ‘bout we try’s it at home:-

At ‘first bell’ I gets myself naked, at ‘second bell’ I jumps on de bed and at ‘third bell’ you makes mad passionate love to me”

“Okydoky honey – sounds like a good system to me”

Next evening Winston comes in from the pub and hears his wife yell “First Bell”

His wife is stripping off and Winston quickly strips off and makes his way upstairs.

“Second Bell” she yells, Winston enters the bedroom to find his wife spread-eagled naked on the bed – she teases him for a while before announcing “Third Bell” and Winston leaps aboard and starts to give her the shagging of her life.

“Fourth Bell” his wife suddenly shouts.

“Fourth bell?” “What de hell is fourth bell?” asks Winston

His wife replies:

“Fourth bell is ‘let out more hose’, Winston, you ‘aint nowhere near my fire”

[Snatcher]

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

 

Hose and hose B

[Jeff S]

Snatcher:

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

 

Hose and hose B    

Hose A?

[Emz]

lol