First time cussing

[Newt]

A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year-old “I think it’s about time we started cussing.”

 

The 4 year-old nods his head in approval. The 6 year-old continues, ”When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ’hell’ and you say something with ‘ass.’ The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”

 

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She slams his bedroom door and shouts, “You stay in there until I say you can come out.”

 

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

 

”I don’t know,” he blubbered, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”

[DJMCJERICO]

lmfao , thats good.

[Jeff S]

Funny Newt!

 

One of my cats has a real mean streak. So much so that instead of Ashes I call him Assface.

My 10 year old daughter visits us here in the UK during the summer flying in escorted by the airline but basically alone.

 

About a week before she left to go back to the US our 'cat' Ashes jumps into the middle of our game of rummy making a complete mess of our game.

 

My daughter in the heat of the moment says as politely as you please, "Oh Hi Assface".

 

If only you could have seen the look on her face. All we could do was laugh.