F****n Ducks

[SAMTENCH]

does anyone here hate ducks as much as i do?

i dont mean to sound like a anti nature person, but on man made fisheries they really get on my nerves. there is this fishery near me and no joke there must be 100 ducks on it in all. but you go down the road to an border fisheries and there is none. there must be a way of stopping them because some times thay just destroy the day out. does anybody know a way to keep them out of your peg why your fiahing?

[budd7]

there so ****in annoying get in my way all the time then i have to bring my pole in to make sure i dont hook them :mad: :mad:

[Peter Waller]

Presumably F****g stands for Annoying, or Pesky, or Darned, or Cursed. One of the nice things about AN is the lack or F****g bad language! Whoops

[budd7]

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[hook-line-n-sinker]

The only thing that used to have <---note the past tense any effect on the lake I fish was to vigerously wave my carp landing net like a flag @ em. But surely over the months they just got used to this mad erratic motions and they come right up close now and stare at me! prob thinkin what complete ***** wots he think his doin!? :mad:

 

Oh and my friend used a baitboat to chase them off. Now that was quite funny to see!lol

 

Chris

[SAMTENCH]

if they just sat and looked at me i wound be happy but they eat every thing then get in the water and start trying to eat the bait i put in the margin ( its only 18 inches deep) how they know its there i dont now because the water is as muddy as hell.

[Newt]

Pike like baby ducks.

 

Large catfish like adult ducks.

 

Large raptors like most any bird that is foolish enough to be on the water unless it can dive real fast and stay down a real long time. If they only dive but pop right back up, the raptors will team up so that one swoops to make em dive and another is waiting to nail them as they pop back up.

[Andy Macfarlane]

Take your dog.If you don't have one...borrow one.If you can't borrow one....steal one.

Dogs bark at Ducks and Ducks don't like barking Dogs.Failing that....try a cat.

You could just F*** one of the male Ducks.Guaranteed they wont come back.

[Alan Fawcett]

Phew thank god for that....

 

When i saw the title of this thread i got really worried that someone was having the wrong kind of fun with a duck

[Nightwing]

Remington Hevi-Shot in about a #2 should do the trick.