Punny Signs

[Peggy Burke]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a

RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[Newt]

Good stuff.

[Vagabond]

Good stuff Peggy, here are three more

 

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On the rear door of a Landrover Defender taxi that had seen better days.

 

"Get In

 

Sit Down

 

Hang On

 

Shut Up"

 

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On the side of a truck owned by Patel and Patel, Household Repairs

 

"You have experienced the Cowboys - now try the Indians"

 

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In the window of a Brighton cafe

 

"If your wife can't cook, keep her as a pet, and eat here."

Edited January 1, 2011 by Vagabond