Spurs Fan?

[Simon Newbould]

A bloke on his way home from work in London comes to a dead halt in traffic on the Strand, and thinks to himself, Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.

 

Nothing's moving. He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer, what's the hold up?"

 

The officer replies: "It's a Spurs fan, he's just so depressed about losing to Arsenal again, and the prospect of winning f**k all after mouthing off all last summer & autumn. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his Arsenal workmates are all laughing at him and he has never had a job. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

 

"Oh really?" says the bloke, "how much have you collected so far?".

 

"So far," replies the policeman "Only about three hundred litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

 

Simon

[poledark]

Now that is very very good, but then I am a ManU man, oh, ha ha, ha ha bloody ha ha, I really thought that you were going to end with "I,m asking if anyone has a box of matches"

 

Den