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Out of the mouths of children...

Chris Plumb

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A primary school child announces to his teacher that he found a cat on the way to school.

 

"Was it dead or alive?" enquired the teacher?

 

"Oh, definitely dead" replies the little boy.

 

"How do you know?" responds the teach.

 

"Well I p1ssed in its ear and it didn't wake up"

 

"YOU WHAT!!" storms teacher, red with fury...

 

"Well

 

"I

 

"err

 

lent over it and went psssst in its ear!!"

"Study to be quiet." ><((º> My Blog

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