The Real Magic of Santa

[Guest Newt]

All of us know what a truly marvelous fellow Santa is but I'd never realized exactly how marvelous.

 

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[Guest ALAN FAWCETT]

Newt

I hate being the one to tell you this but Santa doesn't really exist

 

 

 

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ALAN (the trogg) F

[Guest John S]

When I was six years old, my cousin (then 9) told me that Father Christmas had been mauled to death by one of his reindeers....

 

I got my revenge though - when he was 16 years old I broke his nose for him

 

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John Suffill

 

john@go-fishing.co.uk

[Guest Roy Meincken]

John, you broke Santa's nose when he was 16???

It's people like you give Santanists a bad name. (I think)

Roy

[Guest John S]

Serves him right, he didn't bring me the Miss Whiplash uniform for my Barbie doll

 

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John Suffill

 

john@go-fishing.co.uk

[Guest ALAN FAWCETT]

John

Its true santa was mauled by a riendeer it was rudolph where else do you think he got his red nose from? Have you ever tried getting blood stains out?? One last thing if you broke Santas nose when he was 16 how old R U & i got your miss whiplash n it ain't that good have you seen how small the whip is i've had mozzie bites on the bank that have hurt more!!!!!!!

 

 

(wot no smilies??)

 

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ALAN (the trogg) F

[Guest DCB]

It is a Scientific Fact Santa does exist. I know I've just seen her!

[Guest ALAN FAWCETT]

Excuse me DCB but you've spelt Sandra wrong!!!!!HE HE HE

 

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ALAN (the trogg) F

[Guest Graham E]

Sorry chaps, Santa DOES exist in America. He is called Bigger than your Santa, and is a Texan. Ask Newt.

[Guest Newt]

GrahamE - that would be a Texan's opinion. They have been touchy the past few years since Alaska became a state and Texas moved to 2nd largerst. If they get bragging too much these days, we just threaten to cut Alaska in half and make Texas into the 3rd larges state. Shuts em up pretty good.