Fairy joke, Bad one this!!!

[Mally]

One day a man takes his wife out for a meal, They decide to try somthing different and go to a new seafood reasturant which has just opend. Upon arrival then are escorted to their table by a waiter introducing himself as Gervaise and informing them that he will be thier waiter for the evening. The couple sat down and browsed through the menue.

 

As it is not often that the couple go out for a meal the man decides to try somthing a little different and goes for the squid. When Gervaise returns he takes their orders and then tirns to the man and say's

 

"would sir like to come and chose his squid?"

 

Confused he agrees and followes Gervaise who takes him across to a tank which is full of sqiud where he is asked which he whould prefer for his meal tonight. The man looks into the tank and points out a squid. The waiter looks at his choice and then asks if he is sure as the sqiuid is a horrible green colour and has a moustache. The man informs him that indeed he would like thats squid. Gervais then escortd the man back to his table and returns and fishes the squid out.

 

The squid is then taken down to the kitchens to be prepared, only te kitchen staff are flat out and the head chef asks gervaise if he wouldn't mind killing the squid himself? Although he is a Bit squiemish he agrees and takes the squid to the back of the kitchen to kill it. He takes a knife and he is just about to "do the deed" when he looks down at the squid to see it looking back up at him with a sad look in its eye's. When he see's this he realises he just cant do it and as the chefs are busy he turns to the dishwasher, Hans, Hans agrees to kill the squid but then when it comes to the crunch he looks down and sees those sorry looking eyes staring back at him and he to just cannot bring himself to do it!!

 

The moral of this story is!!

 

Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green hairy lipped squid!!

 

( you were warned!! i said it was bad!!)