Very Poor Friday Joke

[Wag]

Radio 5 were running a story this week about a French racehorse called Big Tits, which the Jockey Club of GB were having a bit of difficulty with. This prompted a load of emails with examples of other racehorse names which are a bit tricky for the commentators.

Here's a few I can remember:-

 

Noble Locks (a gelding!)

 

Mary Hinge

 

Hoof Hearted (which for some childish reason reduced me to tears)

 

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[Wag]

And here's a few more:-

 

Norfolk Enchants

 

Shy Talk

 

Wear The Fox Hat

[nigelnibbles]

loved the hoof hearted

why is it the silly childish ones have us rolling on the floor laughing

[kwakakid]

Three blokes in prison

first one asks what are you in for

fella replies armed robbery

what happened he asks

held a post office up and got caught

how long did you get he asks

15 years

bit harsh that aint it he says

 

What are you in for he asks

Murder he says

what happened he asks

Got home caught the Wife on the job with the next door neighbour,got a knife stabbed him and he died

how long did you get he asks

25 years but i'll never get out

bit harsh that aint it

 

What are you in for they ask him

Water Pistol he says

Water Pistol they ask

yes he says,I use to fill a water pistol up with petrol and go around looking for Asylum Seekers,when I found one I would spray him with petrol and set fire to him

S**t they said what did you get

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140 to the gallon he said