Friday Frogs

[Zinky]

"France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The

last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France

with a German flag."

 

 

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help

us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the

Germans out of France!"

 

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to

defend Paris? unknown, it's never been tried."

 

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that

was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was:

'Never shot, Dropped once.'"

 

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II? And that's because it was raining,"

 

 

"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your

accordion." ---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense

 

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France ............

 

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy

[catchaplenty]

[Peter Gowman]

Apparently Monsieur Chirac is proud to be likened to his hero - Charles De gaulle.

 

If my memory serves me Charles De Gaulle likened himself to Napoleon.

 

Napoleon, now wasn't he a warmongering dictator?

 

Hmmmm......