Hair Remover

[Newt]

A lady found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

 

He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

 

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover, and rub it in its ears once a month.

 

The lady goes to the drugstore and gets some "Nair."

 

At the register, the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

 

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

 

The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for couple of days."

 

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

 

The druggist says, "OK. Then you need to stay off your bicycle for a week."

[Scapanapper]

Very good Newt. I had not heard that one before

[riverside]

LOL

[Guest franticfisherman2]

never heard it called that before!