FISHING SCENE V QUIET SO A JOKE...

[MainBassMan]

A new rod and reel

A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the

sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 lb.test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's

on sale this week for £44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of

it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it

was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?"

He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50."

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[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

very good MBM.

[Andrew Boyd]

What do you get hanging from Banana trees ( Oh all right Banana palms's ) ?

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Tired arm's !

[Slashley]

Who is the only man weighing over eleven stone who has ridden a Derby winner since 1945? If no one gets it -- will put answer up shortly........

[Slashley]

Answer: Lester Piggott's cell mate...........

[MainBassMan]

I'm completely blind - so wat u on?