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The young widow


steve duffy

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A young widow goes to doc's for an internal.

Dr says you are still a virgin, but you have been married and widowed 3 times. How's that.

 

Woman says first husband was an Astronomer and all he did was "look at it" the 2nd was a Psychologist all he did was "talk to it" the 3rd husband was a Stamp collector. God how I miss him.

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:D i'v passed it on to my bro in law living with my sister he needs a laugh

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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