I never believed this was happening at the time of the alleged Potter Heigham incident and I don't now.
In March, there were reports of it happening, which were basically a rehash of the same three-year-old story. Curiously, when the story surfaced again a couple of weeks back, the EA were quoted as receiving no reports of alleged thefts for two years.
Hold on a minute.
Does that mean it didn't happen again in March..? Surely if the EA now says it has no record of fish theft in the area for two years, it must mean reports of it happening were wrong.
If the EA has no record because this wasn't reported to the EA, isn't this a bit of an ommission if people are that sure of their facts..? Surely they've got a responsibility to help the EA track down those concerned by reporting such incidents.
So was there an inident in March or not..? Or was it just the same old urban myth being recycled again.
I know which one I believe.
If you're going to net fish, who in their right mind's going to do it from a boatyard. They not only have security protecting the millions of quid worth of fibreglass and plywood floating about, they'd also physically be a difficult water to net, requiring a boat.
Surely anyone looking to steal fish wholesale is going to do so at the start of the pike season, when people are stocking up with baits so there's a ready market. You're not going to wait until February or March, when the season's almost over.
Notwithstanding the time of year they'd choose an easier water like - for the sake of argument - one of the remoter land drains in the Fens which are shallow, snag-free and have easy road access.
Two of the companies who've signed up for the Pikemark account for around 70pc of the market in coarse deads.
Both state they account for a fraction of their sales, as most pike anglers rate sea deads more highly.
The coarse deads they sell are taken from a water which isn't coarse fished, where coarse fish are cropped each year.
Between them, they get through a few tonnes a year, which sounds a lot but isn't when you look at the amount of seabaits pike anglers use.
This is all easily checkable fact.
Yet those who continue to make allegations never come to the PAC - which would happily put them in touch with people in the bait industry who'd explain to them how it works, or even check with bait dealers and tackle shops for the sake of balance in the first place.
Fortunately, this whole story's now become so daft, in particular those concerned can't even agree when this theft is meant to have occurred, that no-one with an ounce of common sense is going to take a blind bit of notice of it.
I guess one other question would be what do the people at the boatyards think. In all the stories I've seen about this, I've never seen any corroboration from them, which just shows how well-researched, balanced and accurate they've been.
If you're going to write about something being stolen from someone's property, you'd probably go to them for a comment to help stand the story up, wouldn't you..?
What all this put together shows is very simple.
It never happened, did it.