woman takes a lover home during the day while
her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees
them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
The lover climbs into the cupboard, not realising that the
little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "£750"
Man - " OK. Sold."
A few days later, the boy's father says to the
boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside
and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold
my ball and boots." The father asks,
"How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that.
That is much more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church to see the priest and make
sure you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start all that again,
you little bastard.
You're in my cupboard now."