"France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The
last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France
with a German flag."
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help
us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the
Germans out of France!"
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to
defend Paris? unknown, it's never been tried."
"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that
was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was:
'Never shot, Dropped once.'"
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II? And that's because it was raining,"
"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your
accordion." ---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France ............
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy