Hereford_angler

quote: Saddam Hussain talking to baliff: "i do not possess barbed hooks!" You can just picture his face! How about: Oliver Twist: "please Sir, can i have some more maggots?"

Woodys being the only dedicated tackle shop in town ! Yes, i know him! Good bloke i must admit. Did you hear he almost go into the Embassy Challenge?

Looks like im buying an unhooking matt in the spring! . Dawia do a nice padded one thats about £12 i see.

I ment Beretta*, and the photo i think you are refering to was a keepnet full of carp lay on the mud banks of a pond. You have a way of exagerating things .

I know Docklow Pools. Pretty famous place with regular visits from the celebs! Bit out of my range mind . You could get lost at that place. There is LOADS of pools to fish !

Squid has never worked fo me :confused: ?? On the otherhand i find them little blue tablets do the trick . They also stop you falling out of bed!

What there is a ban on hand guns :confused: ! Does that mean my Betetta 9m is illegal ? Oppsy!

Personally i say whatever Mr. Bush want to do, we should back him up . We do kinda owe the Americans that! But cant the Americans and us just blanket them with bombs ? Nevermind sending in ground troops! Some of my mates are on alert to go out there!

I agree. Fox are big culprits of releasing silly things for use to buy that do nothing much . Nash just genrally suk ! I once saw articicial bread by Nash! It was about £2.00 for a small pack where you can get a loaf for about 50p!

I think winter fishing for carp is great. Few people on the banks to take up swims. I can be quite productive if you do the right things. 1. I use NO LOOSE FEED. Sounds silly but it works! 2. A really smelly hook bait (meat soaked in CLS is my personal favourite) 3. Fish in deep water towards the centre of the pond. I went a few days ago and had 3 carp in 8 hours.

So whos going to 'Go fishing @ the NEC'? I really wanted to go this year but im going to the Isle of Arran on a college trip . Im gonna be cold wet and bored in the middle of nowhere rarther than meeting Matt Hayes . Still i guess i will have more cash for this summers tench fishing . Has anybody been there before? Was it good?

Cheers guys. I admitt i wasn't using an unhooking matt but that was the biggest fish of that day. Most about 5lb.

Just got this pic off the friend who took it and wondered what the weight of the carp was. It was taken in the height of summer while surface fishing. What do you think its weight is? Cheers

Erm.. Excuse me Mr. Catchpole, could you help me out with this image? Much apreciated!

Where you see ****** i meant to say Oliver Twist (ryming slang)

An Essex girl got locked in a toilet for 5 hours. She ****** herself.

An essex girl and a Lass from Cardiff jump off Big Ben. Which hits the ground first?? The Lass from Cardiff as the Essex girl has to stop for direction!

I think i once heard they were stocked somewhere in South Wales? Long time ago mind.

I did post this in the non-fishing related forum but nobody there seems to be able to help. That is why im breaking the rules and posting this topic here. Can someone get this avatar up for me? Thankyou

The music in the background sounds like cheap elivator music! Its the kind of tune you want to bang your head against a wall to!!! :mad: But nice pic

I would flash my white bits! e.g. feet, ankles etc.. What did you have in mind :confused: ! Can someone plz get that avatar put up for me?

Is there anyone who can get it up for me? Humm.. That sounded less quear when i said it in my head!

I stay well clear from 'Pets at home' (Pet Smart) but go to a pond centre. They have loads of good quality fish. Where pets at home have loads of orfe in a long bucket type thing?!