Jeff S

he might have had better response if it were an anchor

Yep Alan thinking about you as well. Get better!

These have been resized to save the mods some work. PM if you would like the full size photos. Recap of Discovery Return to Flight Mission in reverse order awesome shots! Touchdown! Discovery makes a picture-perfect landing at Edwards Air Force Base in California at 8:11 a.m. EDT. (Image Credit Carla Thomas) Discovery Leaves the International Space Station behind Anchored to a foot restraint on the International Space Station's robotic arm, STS-114 Mission Specialist Steve Robinson participates in the mission's third spacewalk. (Image Credit: NASA) Look Ma, No Hands! STS-114 Mission Specialist Steve Robinson used the pictured digital camera to expose a photo of his helmet visor during the third spacewalk. Also visible in the reflection are thermal protection tiles on Space Shuttle Discovery's underside. (Image Credit: NASA) Discovery Arrives at the ISS. In the Photo below you can see the white filler material that was removed on a spacewalk later in the mission. The white piece is visible on the underside just right of the centerline of Discovery ISS011-E-11227 (28 July 2005) --- Space Shuttle Discovery approaches the International Space Station. Discovery docked to the Station at 6:18 a.m. (CDT) on Thursday, July 28, 2005 as the two spacecraft orbited over the southern Pacific Ocean west of the South American coast. [ 10. September 2005, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: Jeff S ]

John

The owner of a drug store walks into his store one day to find a guy wide-eyed and leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk: "what's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner, gets all excited and shouts: "You idiot!! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!!" The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!!!"

Well said Alan

Take your chances anywhere Chesters... Last spring it was land slides in Scotland wasn't it? Most couldn't afford it in thier real lives. Listening to them you wonder whether some are educated. I think they are doing the best they can given the circumstances OTOH I think there is a difference between looting and gathering necessities. The area where I used to live in Biloxi is completely unrecognizable yet you haven't seen much on the news about that area only New Orleans. They are in for a treat then Leon. Bring on the Biloxi Bacon.

The difference between "guts" and" balls" Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:" Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Today's quiz

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Beer Me!

ringworm?

4-5mm neoprene for the winter but you should look for a lighter type for summer. I bought a set of canvas thigh waders from Cabelas in the spring for around £20. Great for river fishing.

4 months.......

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman'

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the bad behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? .................. Okay, I was just wondering, I didn't get one either.

My wife and I recently visited our doctor to have our routine annual physical exams. After he finished the exam my doctor said to me, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," I told him. "After I have sex with my wife I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I get cold and chilly." The doctor then examined my wife, and told her "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you have any idea why?" "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January.

Lots of us are holding our breath here Newt. Amazing that the day before the sun was shining with no hint of what is coming. New Orleans a ghost town. Shocking!

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron; he ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." He continued, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman. "What a coincidence." replied the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence." remarked the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched roosters," he replied. "What a coincidence!" she said.

Working

I wish I could have been there myself! These pictures were sent via email and I'm sure will be making the rounds soon. I'd be happy to send anyone the files that I have. They weren't resized before I posted. PM me if you like with your email.

Me too.. Had to share it [ 25. August 2005, 06:32 PM: Message edited by: Jeff S ]

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING. I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE. I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "HILLARY IN '08" BUMPER STICkER ON IT. I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.