Martin56

Hi Lads, I don't seem to have the peeing force I used to have & find it much easier to have a sit down Pee at the age of 65. I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I wet my Jammies a bit when doing standing up wee. I'll be speaking to my GP / Practice Nurse re my Prostate!! It's Nowt to be ashamed of - It's Life!!

Will most probably see him running pheasant shoots at £2,000 a day per Gun, Living there for Nowt & taking a very nice living (not to men a roll in the hay with Bunty)

Andrew is Guilty as Sin, It's Nowt to do with Justice - more to do with Buying a Result!! Would you buy a used car from this man??

Here's one worth looking into Ant ....

Have I just missed a RED ARROWS display stunt here?? The Pilot being Red One!!

There's literally tons of DIY tips on YouTube, but this is one of the better ones ..... Keep looking - It's not just the one Pictured.

Here's another....

Here's a trick with Superglue & Baking soda/powder. Loads on this on YouTube.

Sod the big names like Loctite, Gorilla & Araldite!!

Here's a 2 part Epoxy glue I bought last week from a pound shop. Yes, you get 2 lots for a Quid on the same card. (the 6 piece thing is the 2 spatulas for mixing) Instructions on the back are all in English!!

I posted something about this a while ago, they go out burgling, nicking cars & stuff in the local community, then back to the "Cedar Court Hotels Group" in time for Breakfast!!

More likely, Lead poisoning in the .22 form hopefully!! We are only allowed to shoot 4 Cormorants a year at Kippax park lakes. (Officially) Not to be confused with a Shag (which about the same in occurrence these days )

I always received Christmas Advent Calendars, whereby all the doors were opened by Daddy's Contacts!!

Yep' they're all a cunch of bunts. %.

But I don't have a wooden heart!!

If Voting made any difference, do you think they'd let us do it?? Mark Twain.

Of coarse he'll be OK. Ever seen a former PM shoving a trolley round Netto??

It took a week to make Gene Pitney's coffin out of Oak - but "Only 24 Hours from Balsa".

My first 2 jabs were the Astra Zeneca & my booster was the Moderna one.

How much more socially distanced can one get - Retired & Pis*ed!! most nights!! but it's all paid for .

Glad you said "shovel" Ant. Spade, could have been Interpreted as offensive!! We' gonna Rok down too, elektrik avenoo & then we'll tek it higher!! Love the Lyric. They said it - & made a few quid!!

I have 5 - Working men's Centrepins - 3 proper Grice & Young + 2 Leeds reels. I'm also working on my older Brother to get Dad's wide Drum Speedia!! off him!!

I've just finished watching "Question Time" on BBC to learn that the term of the sweets we called "Midget Gems" is now offensive!! What's next?? Black Jacks, Dwarf Cabbage & Puff Pastry!! (LGBTQ Pastry soon no doubt) PC gone mad IMO & smacks of people actually being paid, looking for this stuff - I find it even more offensive that it's coming from the public purse!!

Poor Novak Djokovic, wish I was a quid behind him Not bad money for knocking a ball about!!