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Everything posted by corydoras

  1. Have you got that crystal ball out again Ken?
  2. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
  3. I'd rather it was no deal too mate. I like to see you all really fecking suffer.
  4. Then you have naff all to complain about? Why are you here?
  5. You could do your own YouTube video extolling the tangible benefits of Brexit. It should not take too long.
  6. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56084499
  7. So explain to us. What does out mean to you? Let's define terms. Like all religions every true believer has his own version. Every Christian has his own version of Jesus and every Leaver has his own reason for leaving or are you claiming that every Leaver left for the reason that you did?
  8. I hope you do fecking starve. If I had an imaginary friend I'd pray for it.
  9. We had a perfectly good deal that [email protected] voted to [email protected] up. I believe there is a way to find out who voted what in our election system. It should be used to calculate a super tax or reduction in benefits so that those that voted for this [email protected] should shoulder the financial burden.
  10. I don't have faith in any of them. This is my opinion of politics.
  11. Why don't you tell him that yourself? Tell us what kind of response you get. Telephone/Fax: +44 (0) 1308 422201 Email: [email protected]
  12. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55887043 It's only business. who gives a damn?
  13. The best of them make squeaks. It is still a fault.
  14. The squeaks when someone slides their left hand up and down the neck of the guitar are caused by bad players. It is a fault of the player not the instrument. My ex has played classical guitar since she was six. To learn Asturias she had to practice between 1/2 to 1 hour a day for six months. I am not musical, apart from I like listening. My daughter plays vi9olin and flute, my son guitar and trumpet and their half brother plays trombone. Both my wife and my son are kind of semi-pro. They get paid for playing.
  15. I thought she was the first? She also married one of the Nicholas brothers and he gave her a bit of a rough time.
  16. I gets scratched. I would not care.
  17. I've never felt a whore in church. If I could I would have stainless worktops too. Really easy to sterilise and champion for rolling and kneading dough on.
  18. I may be misunderstanding something but you do know that Moogs ara analogue synths, not digital?
  19. I love Dorothy Dandridge. I'd have been all over her given a chance.
  20. Mozart is kinda cool. Always fun.
  21. Nobody is talking about closing the borders for food or any other cargo. Just people.
  22. This is as cool as can be
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