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  1. I'll hold him down, you bring the clippers.
  2. The Mexicans call him "corn hair" because it resembles the wispy yellow hairy bit that you see on a fresh corn on the cob.
  3. I am always expecting some reporter to ask "Like, who cuts your hair man?" at one of his press conferences.
  4. He has a funny shaped mouth, have you noticed that? It looks like God stitched his gob on upside down.
  5. Where did you get that old crap from? Most merchant seamen are just normal men, some single, some married with kids who have a thirst for adventure and want to see the world. Much better than the armed services. Self discipline, loads of freedom and nobody is going to ask you to kill or maim another human being. I spent nine years at sea and got to put a foot on every continent apart from Antartica. Sadly there is not much of a British Merchant Navy left. We were royally shafted by Maggie after the Falklands Crisis. At the time other European maritime nations started to subsidise their merchant fleet. Maggie refused to do the same for ours so now we do not have one My brother and his mate went down to the Falklands on STUFT boats and after that the were shafted. I left not long after.
  6. Someone once told me that it was an old name for a holster that held the whip in the days of stage coaches Even the french have the word "con", and you can use it in all the ways in French that you can in English. Your point about them being useful. At sea we used to say that they are useful unless they are syphilitic.
  7. Never heard that one before Martin. A cut'n'paste from Wikipedia. . Etymology The etymology of **** is a matter of debate,[8] but most sources consider the word to have derived from a Germanic word (Proto-Germanic *kuntō, stem *kuntōn-), which appeared as kunta in Old Norse. Scholars are uncertain of the origin of the Proto-Germanic form itself.[9] There are cognates in most Germanic languages, such as the Swedish, Faroese and Nynorsk kunta; West Frisian and Middle Low German kunte; Middle Dutch conte; Dutch kut (****) and kont (butt); Middle Low German kutte; Middle High German kotze ("prostitute"); German kott, and perhaps Old English cot. The etymology of the Proto-Germanic term is disputed. It may have arisen by Grimm's law operating on the Proto-Indo-European root *gen/gon "create, become" seen in gonads, genital, gamete, genetics, gene, or the Proto-Indo-European root *gʷneh₂/guneh₂ "woman" (Greek: gunê, seen in gynaecology). Relationships to similar-sounding words such as the Latin cunnus ("vulva"), and its derivatives French con, Spanish coño, and Portuguese cona, or in Persian kun (کون), have not been conclusively demonstrated. Other Latin words related to cunnus are cuneus ("wedge") and its derivative cunēre ("to fasten with a wedge", (figurative) "to squeeze in"), leading to English words such as cuneiform ("wedge-shaped"). In Middle English, **** appeared with many spellings, such as coynte, cunte and queynte, which did not always reflect the actual pronunciation of the word. The word in its modern meaning is attested in Middle English. Proverbs of Hendyng, a manuscript from some time before 1325, includes the advice:[10] Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding. (Give your **** wisely and make [your] demands after the wedding.)
  8. I said on here a long time ago that if he could only summon up some warmth and dept we might be able to make a c#nt out of him.
  9. I suppose I was a bit too harsh on the old tusker Martin.
  10. From today's coronavirus briefing: A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or very powerful light. And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going test it. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going test that too. Sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number in the lungs. It would be interesting to check you’re going have to use medical doctors with that, but it sounds interesting to me. And so we’ll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute, that’s pretty powerful. So stick a flashlight up your anus and/or mainline and gargle with Dettol. Discuss.
  11. Dumbo the Elephant would have done better. Moon Jae-in did better. Tsai Ing-wen did better.
  12. We are not interested in your whataboutism Ken, you should know that is just the tu quoque in disguise. Answer the question. Why does he lie all the time?
  13. I chose Ike because I liked him.He was a statesman He was qualified to do the job. Trump is not qualified to run the local Rotary. You side-stepped the question. What would the generation of Americans that chose Ike to be their President thing of Trump?
  14. I'd flay the skin of their backs and throw road salt on it.
  15. I'd give them a spade and let them get on with it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-52396748
  16. All politicians tell mistruths, sometimes. Ken's Orange Haired Baboon lies like a flat-fish every time he open his gob. We were told COVID-19 would be gone by April.. He said this was just "flu". It is not flu. Not even in the same family of virus. He advised that Chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine. No evidence that this is so and may be dangerous to those infected. I have heard more truth from Ted Haggard.
  17. I have no idea what "TDS" is but I think you have no idea what irony is. Why is your Orange-Haired Hero such a lying dishonest man Ken? I am sure it is not because he is a Republican. Ike was a Republican but he was not a lying prick.
  18. ANYONE whos "politics" entails fawning oveer tis piece of walking human garbage deserves all that is coming to him. Of course to some it just can't be true. It is on MSNBC. To them know that when Trump is on MSNBC it is not him speaking. Some Communist has his fist up his ass and is using him as a ventriloquist's dummy. I don't really care about politics. I only care if whether or not they are correct. Very few politicians cna demonstrate the things they say are correct. Tell me Phone. What do you think the generation of Americans who voted for Dwight D. Eisenhower to be their President would think of the buffon that is currently in the White House?
  19. My psychopathology is an allergy to bullshit. If you don't want me to take a shot at you for saying dumb-assed things, don't say dumb-assed thingd. I like a good IPA.
  20. Whence comes this tendency to treat the government like some kind of fragile Victorian housewife whose delicate precious nerves require smelling salts and a swooning bank?
  21. Isle of Wight Disease 1904 Newcastle Disease 1920s You guys are living in the past. You expect science not to have made any progeress in the nomenclature ov viruses in the last 100 years?
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