madmax

that's what i been doing wrong all these years. do i need to explain?

roughsex or sex on the rocks

nope sorry Ferret, I really do try. the wife can get them sometimes. she got the black/white one, but not the rest. me, I think it's all a matter of I did too much, you know. she tells me I need to relax more, ha what a blu ddy joke. no really, I don't seem to be able to relax to the point of seeing them. maybe that's why I drink, (nope lost my self there). sorry! [ 17. July 2004, 02:32 AM: Message edited by: madmax ]

gay as a window means............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bluezulu!

i have never been able to do them, ever. i don't see what all the fuss is about!...

oh dear! gay as a window. now let me see, oh yes , it's, it's, it's a mystery.... it's a mystery....

jeepster, cool as always, thanks buddy. :cool: chesters1, 500 you say, erm... yeah feels about right. blue, who, what,,,, ar go back to sleep! Judy, words of advise darlin, lay off the wine, cause you cannot handle it, and go back to school! PS Judy if you think I'm on the treadmill you should see my bank manager, now that's a sado, bit like blue really. no really

sounds great Judy.so glad you guys are doing the bath room. cause I'm doing mine, and need help. HELP!...... HEEHAW I'm on the red wine too, funny EH? I'm a bit more sensitive though. I got two bottles. are you papering or re modelling like me

opps double post [ 17. July 2004, 01:34 AM: Message edited by: madmax ]

and the line is...... ADSL hahahahahahahahahyahahahahahahahaha snot funny trust me adsl is crapp i want a T1 connection. yea yea, now that's funny, sad, but funny.

liar

pee heads, is that all you got then. part timers. don't ever come to jersey if you drink like girls. GOD all this cheep booz over here and mates that fold after midnight. GOD help me.

doubt drink anyone?

when did i become a super poster, i didn't notice. bah bah bah (not black sheep ME) i've been waiting for that one too. arwell, what's next then. oh yea, party.

stacked

turkey!!!

it must be a Friday, I never could get the hang of Fridays. naughty boy kendo, naughty boy! dangly thing indeed!

turkey as said by Richard dreyfuss to a passing driver in close encounters of the third kind

now now kendoson, we all know where the toy box is now don't we! [ 16. July 2004, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: madmax ]

yuck...spit...cough...retch..spit.. Bulls what!...oh...feet yuck...spit...cough...retch..spit..

yup it was me, sorry. they only had red jelly, and ermmm me loves red jelly. "cows hoofs" yuck...spit...cough...retch..spit.. :mad: [ 16. July 2004, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: madmax ]

christmas yes kendo yes

"and he comes all over faint then while he's trying not to fall you smash him over the head with a bit of 2b2" na, shove a leek up e's @ss. there i go again. sorry kendo, you know we all love the welsh with the leek up there bum thingy. best place for em i say.

hoose that's a big word for a burn

deed (scot)