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  1. I decided that this topic was pointless when it was started: I can see that I wasn't wrong. Has it proved, disproved or improved anything?
  2. The Bridge Pool is usually booked months in advance, it's not cheap, (and you'll be paying for two rods). I can't really help with catching a Sea Trout, if you fish the Avon regularly, they turn up now and again to Coarse tactics, but I've never fished for them deliberately and wouldn't know where or when to start.
  3. That used to be done deliberately in the Bridge Pool at Christchurch by those fishing from the punt for Sea trout or Salmon. The most spectacular example being a Tackle Dealer who brought multiple gallons of floating casters and regularly chucked in good quantities throughout his session. It took all the Dace and other "rubbish" fish way out into the harbour, allowing him to fish just for the Sea Trout. From memory, he caught 38 in total, not one of which was above the size limit, but he did take just one for his tea and received a serious b0ll0cking for that, (which I thought was a bit excessive).
  4. Brian London 87 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-57582838
  5. I've seen a fair few of these lists over the years, but I don't think I've seen this one before. Primary School Children Writing About The Sea 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jamie age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an ar$ehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 7) 6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily age 5) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8 )I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.(Becky age 8 ) 13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny (Julie age 7)
  6. A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," Where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Key." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key and the effects were wonderful --The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems - First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said. "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said. "No point asking about the beard then!"
  7. The Prime Minister has announced that due to the Indian covid variant people will be offered the Pun jab. People must take the Indian variant seriously. My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he'd only just buried his naan.
  8. One less telegram for the Queen to send this year. Phil the Greek 99.
  9. Johnny Dumfries, aka John Crichton-Stuart, the seventh Marquess of Bute. 62
  10. NOTICE If you are here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
  11. It was reported back in November that the sea was undermining that part. The cracks inside (see link below) should have been enough to warrant some prompt action. https://www.advertiserandtimes.co.uk/hurst-castle-storm
  12. Hurst Castle 477 years old.
  13. I've not read it either, but I remember looking at the pictures.
  14. Leon Spinks - pugilist.
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