Happy Dude

john, liam says that plaice must be huge as it covers your belly entirely he also says i would need a halibut

cheers lads, yes he wasn't slavering a load of shite because his ma was there keeping an eye on his alcohol intake. the tope canny be far off, i'm hoping to go to the caravan in may again on one of the long weekends if we get the weather to try for the sleek grey ones. well done on your PB skate guy, nearly caught up with me there we also had a fish up the cree for bass and smoothies but only got doggies and flounders, but a couple of hounds and bass were caught at the weekend, can only get better

as a follow on to me and liams lochaline jaunt we headed down to to S/W with the boat to my mates caravan from last thursday to sunday with my wife and liams wee bro sean. fished 3 days and in between giving braindead jetskiers food for though with my biting sarcasm and my wifes face tripping her about coming on the boat as liam and sean had bullied her into it caught a few nice fish. sean caught his first shark (LSD) and his second and third etc.... liam got his first bullhuss and his 2nd and 3rd, not big though.... and then after his PB spur at loch x got this fine PB thornback at 16lb 11oz loads of whiting, dabs, codling etc, perfect weather 20c each day we were out and the sea so flat you couldn't tel where the sea ended and the sky began... hoping to get back in may...

here's a pic of gareth (chappers) or (skate jonah), take your pick a small spur, which was the biggest fish on my boat at the weekend looks really groovy with liams sunglasses on

when i get back to work next week i'll start compiling info for you to do my wee website for my shop pm me your phone number please nick

too much hair to be my twin don't you have any work to do??

i mentioned it to some on saturday night separated at birth http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/tom.htm

you must have a double load shaun.... is my headlamp in your car BTW, liam reckons it is??

norries got it lennie, so you can bid for it on fleabay like everyone else...

nick, from what i've heard today i'm glad i came home yesterday or i think i might have snapped and ran wild through the hotel with my filleting knife that must be a record for davy, 3 days without a skate. now either snatcher or gareth is a jonah, or the fact that several people said the "R" word in my presence and scuppered not only MY chances this weekend, but also everyone elses except that man burrett who has massive golden spherical objects in his trollies which he shines with monotonous regularity

the way it is up there at the moment you are probably more likely to catch a skate in the pub than out on a boat........ well...... my boat anyway brighouse bay this week at some point for a few days, maybe get some dogfish down there....... yee ha!!!!!!! canny wait hide the sharp implements before i start the self-harming again

just spoke to ian.... he blew his engine up this morning managed to get a new one from ardwell and christine is bringing it up in the van today. lucky white heather????? ian was the only one to get fish yesterday, everyone else blanked.... looks like i maybe left MY luck up there for everyone to share can only get better

if this is about the wildlife lenny, you forgot to mention mint card's burd.......

sounds like my fishing report for LA as well guy, nice to meet you too.....

yes cranfield i googled it and saw that one, but there was something about clones and such, so rather than try delete it, i'm seeking advice les

hi there, i'm having bother with my computer running very slowly, esp. my email. i've checked my task manager and there is a programme running the CPU at 98% all the time attrib.exe is this my problem?? and if it is, how do i cure it?? thanks in advance les

think i'm the jonah paul, i haven't had a skate on my own boat in about 9 days fishing, plus days with davy the only one i've had is a 191lber on jasons old boat big spurs the morn though, watch this space..... :thumbs: won't need the sunscreen, i'll just be topping up the tan from kenya

you don't know my track record at LA snatcher, davy will probably fill you in on it not my most productive venue

norrie.... can you remember the bottle of you know what for you know who please?? leaving at 6am tomorrow, going to give loch x a wee shot first

ian, thats one of tonys more printable expressions i much prefer, "he's a right james hunt, him!!" or "you can stick that RIGHT up yer jimmy carter" is it a hot spot for dogging or cottaging paul?? might end up with a tent like a plasterers radio

me and liam are going to get an early start and head up on thursday with an early start the forecast is a bit pants for sunday and i'm going to take my family down to my mates caravan next week for a few days so i'll probably come back on the sunday. i'll bring a couple of sir francis drakes for the BBQ and some winners juice who's cooking??

guy, i'm sure my boy liam would find a use for your shore gear... he's desperate for a conger and it would keep HIM out the pub plus i should have a spare place on the boat 1 day for you if you want??

sounds like you are getting the excuses ready, or has your liver run up the white flag at last?? coffee total i would have thought, not tea

well ticketty, last year they were calling me and ian burrett the guiness brothers due to our fondness for the stuff, and ian thought he could drink more of the stuff than me hope you are getting plenty practice this week ian if you are looking in??

paul, i don't need to buy friends with food though i must admit i do look delighted with my sailfish on the spinning rod thanks axe, i've a few more pics, i'll put some more on when i get round to putting them on photbucket