adambroadley

whatever really, but visual quality mainly

i'm gonna have nightmares over that......

which church piccy is best? number 1 number 2 number 3

hahahaha dat is funny as hell!!!

i agree with you cliffy

hahahaha loved it!!!!!

ha

ye but the guy that said wow! is a bit stupid obviously

is this serious or just a joke???

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I wee'd out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I wee'd out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you wee'd out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

that is a clever answer

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

hahaha i love jokes!!! both of them cracked me up i am gonna put some jokes on it aswel.

How often do you go fishing? i only go about once a week because of school!

thats for you to find out

about 8lb cod not huge no let me correct you on this the moon is made out of polyester how long is a piece of string?? umm good question about as big or small as you want it.

any questions about anything weird , strange, odd, or even normal crap Im here and willing to help. just drop me a post . maybe your cat ate jim bowens wig. maybe you've ate jim bowens wig. maybe you want to befreind your local butcher. maybe your wifes befreinded your local butcher. maybe you found an eighty year old man living under your carpet. maybe your that eighty year old man and like living there. maybe you like taking photos of dead sea creatures. maybe you are a dead sea creature . whatever the question Im here to help

ha thats weird! do you know my dad, Rob? adam

i see you like drinking very much

Hi, I'm just posting this topic because members are joining every day and they migt want to say hello to us!!! So members new or old can say hello and a brief description about themselves, to all of us, eg. biggest fish, name, sexual preferances .etc.... heres mine..... name: Adam Broadley type of fishing i like: sea or river home town: whitby biggest fish: 8lb cod and anything else you want 2 add! please reply to this topic so we can see a brief description of every member!!!! cheers, Adam!

I'm very. very stupid! I got all of them wrong apart from the first one.

I went to Wykeham Lake, in Scarborugh, today for the whole day (about 6 hours) and didn't catch a thing! I still thought it was a bit of fun though...anyway, has anyone else caught anything recently?

If i were you i would read Angels + Demons because it was just the best book i have ever read (and i have read a lot of books!)