Breakthrough in Science

[Clifftop]

Breaktrough in Science

 

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A major research institution has announced the

discovery of the heaviest element yet know to science

- "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant

neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy

neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312

particles are held together by forces called morons

that are further surrounded by vast quantities of

lepton-like sub particles called peons.

 

 

 

Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert.

It can be detected however since it impedes every

reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of

governmentium can take a reaction that normally

occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it

take days.

 

Governmentium has a normal half life of three years.

It doesn't decay but "re- organizes", a process where

assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change

places. This process actually causes it to grow as in

the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby

forming isodopes.

 

This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some

speculation that governmentium forms whenever

sufficient morons meet in concentration forming

critical morass. Researches believe that in

Governmentium, the more you re- organize, the morass

you cover.

[Chris Plumb]

Very good!

 

 

C.

[Steve Walker]

[severus]

Brilliant, Fred.

[Steve Walker]

Although, if Governmentium has no electrons, how does it manage to generate such large charges? And so much spin?

Edited December 15, 2008 by Steve Walker