Brave Deeds

[Newt]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.

 

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off, or you'll answer to me!"

 

St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"

 

"About 3 minutes ago."

 

[ 03. June 2005, 02:03 AM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[Ken Davison South Wales]

[Emz]

hahaha

[Norfolkdan]

Brilliant

[poledark]

Great stuff Newt

 

Having just come from the hospital Gastroscopy(?) dept and been told the "good news" I have an ulcer, I needed a good belly laugh to help clear the wind

 

Den