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paul.saunders

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Great stuff,

Had'nt heard 'The Knack' for ages!!

Now how about something by 'Cheap Trick'?

Tog

Jealousy: totally irrational anger directed at people who happen to be richer, prettier, thinner, cleverer and more successful than you are.
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk .

> >

> > a) Innovative

> > B) Preliminary

> > c) Proliferation

> > d) Cinnamon

> >

> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. .

> >

> > a) Specificity

> > B) British Constitution

> > c) Passive-aggressive disorder

> > d) Transubstantiate

> >

> > Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

> >

> > a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

> > B) Nope, no more booze for me.

> > c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> > d) No kebab for me, thank you.

> > e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

> > f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

> > g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

> > h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero

> > co-ordination.

> > i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to throw up in the street.

> > j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

:D:D

Snatcher !!!!!!!!!!!

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