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[nursejudy]

Saw this and thought of you all!

 

 

29 Types Of People In The Men's Room

 

EXCITABLE:

Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole rips shorts.

 

SOCIABLE:

Joins friends in **** whether he has to or not.

 

NOSEY:

Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

 

TIMID:

Can't if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later.

 

INDIFFERENT:

All urinals being used, pisses in the sink.

 

CLEVER:

No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.

 

WORRIED:

Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

 

FRIVILOUS:

Plays stream up, down and accross urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

 

ABSENT-MINDED:

Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

 

CHILDISH:

Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

 

SNEAKY:

Farts silently, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

 

PATIENT:

Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with freehand.

 

DESPERATE:

Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses on pants.

 

TOUGH:

Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

 

FAT:

Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.

 

EFFICIENT:

Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

 

LITTLE:

Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

 

DRUNK:

Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

 

DISGRUNTLED:

Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

 

CONCEITED:

Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

 

IMPATIENT:

Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy in front of him.

 

HUNTER:

Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps off cliff.

 

WITHDRAWN:

Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminates noise.

 

CROSS-EYED:

Looks into urinal on left, pisses into the middle one, flushes one on right.

 

CURIOUS:

Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket.

 

COMPETITIVE:

Stands back, challenges others to distance contest.

 

SHOW OFF:

Stands with back to urinal, slings tool over shoulder.

 

CONFUSED:

Woman in wrong room wondering what's with the funnysinks.

 

SMOKER:

Smokes with free hand, chronically burning dick, forfeits sex with his hot nympho wife for a month, and ends up getting a divorce.

[Malcolm Johns]

And there was I thinking Judy to be a lady.

[bluezulu]

nah malcolm,

judy p**s*s in the shower !

don`t ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[severus]

And how would you know that, Bluezulu??

[nursejudy]

 

 

 

 

 

[ 31. July 2004, 11:40 PM: Message edited by: nursejudy ]

[bluezulu]

:eek:whoops in trouble again!

[nursejudy]