Need a plumber?

[severus]

[kleinboet]

[MickJ]

I suppose he's now 'flushed' with success

[bluezulu]

severous, you`ve got a bit of a thing about toilets!!! not the first you`ve posted!!!!

[severus]

Yeah? Well here's another:

 

This one must have been invented by a woman.

[bluezulu]

keep em coming sverus!

brilliant.

[Jeff S]

Just downloaded the plumber myself...

 

and another.

 

[rob.i]

the one thats anchored must be the toilet chain

[Andy Macfarlane]

Why do women complain about men leaving the seat up?? I mean, men don't complain about them leaving it down all the time. It's just something to else to pish on I reckon. They should be glad we lift the seat. No...in fact they should thank us for even making the effort.

[jeepster]

too right andy, always amazed me how its us thats wrong for leaving it up, not them for leaving it down!

 

one of my friends, whenever he visited us and used our toilet would leave the seat down and squirt all over it, after it had happened a few times, the missis asked me to have a word with him. when i did he looked at me like i was an idiot and said 'what, would you rather i went all over the porcelain?' he thought the seat was there to protect the valuable porcelain!