If it not true you will burn in hell!

[carpie]

as a kid of 6yrs old [1950] I longed for a pair of "grown up trousers" instead of the short's I had to wear.I eventualy got a kid a couple of streets away to do a swap-but I had to throw in my new scooter as well -parents NOT amused

[Guest PhilB]

OK, I confess, it was me. I put that crab in my mate's Barbour jacket pocket while we were fishing one night. That was the one he found 2 weeks later when he was at work. He never got rid of the smell! I can't tell you how many sleepless nights of guilt I have put up with over the last 20 years! I still feel sorry for that crab!