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Once had a pee out of the window(when I was very young!) and managed to pee on the neighbour downstairs - oh dear!

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

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Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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When I was a lad I thought "Oral Sex" was talking about it.

and I thought 'aural sex' was hearing your next door neighbours doing it!

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When I was about nine, I thought I had nicked some sweets from a store. When later in the day I opened them to eat; it was a packet of long balloons!!. Still, came in handy for my bithday party..............

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on my first ever holiday without my family just mates lets loose in spain. on the first day we all got bladdered in a bar staggered back to the hotel.started to feel the room spinning as i got to my room so i put my head out of the window to be sick!

we had no balcony but the three young ladies sunbathing one floor below did!!!!!!!

they were not happy :D:D

 

[ 03. April 2005, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: bluezulu ]

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Upset an old lady who was out walking her dog when she came across me curling one down!

My "good morning" did nothing to endear me either. Well when you gotta go you gotta go!

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

HERE

 

babyforavatar.jpg

 

Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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