things we women seldom say

[nursejudy]

Things Women Seldom Say

 

 

You take me out way too much!!!

Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?

You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage.

 

Things we women seldom say

 

Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it.

That Pamala Anderson has a lovely body.

No, no you buy me too much already.

 

 

 

A fake diamond will do.

My mother is a real old wench.

What Headahce?

[Peter Waller]

To the above I would add:-

 

Yes dear, you are right.

No dear, I am wrong.

Yes dear, you can win!!

You really are the boss!

What's yours is yours, and what's mine is ours.

Yes, you can go fishing.

No, the grass doesn't need cutting.

No, the ceiling doesn't need painting.

[bluezulu]

your spending far to much time on superlaugh.com judy!

[Peter Waller]

And you could add:-

 

Does this make my bum look big enough!

[Cartman]

Why do men fart more often than women?

 

Cos a woman can't keep her mouth shut long enough

to build up the required pressure.

[Peter Waller]

An old Norfolk boy outlived his wife. She'd nagged him all their married life. His request to the undertaker was that she should be buried face downwards. He reckoned that now he was free of that wicked old tongue he wanted to stay that way. If she was going to scrab her way out of the grave to hound the poor old fella he would give her the longest route possible!!!

[lancslass]

 

Jean

[nursejudy]

quote:

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Why do men fart more often than women?

 

Cos a woman can't keep her mouth shut long enough

to build up the required pressure.

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Brilliant