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Cartman

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  1. Buy a dog. Then post them through the letterbox. Works every time in this house :mad:
  2. I too will give this one some thought, and add my two pennorth shortly.
  3. Dunno about it's merits, it sounds painful
  4. Thanks for that Newt,brilliant
  5. I invited one in once cos it was raining hard and I felt sorry for him. I sat him in front of the fire, made him a cup of tea and offered him some biscuits. Then I asked him what it was that he wanted to speak to me about. His reply was," I don't know really, I've never got this far before"!
  6. Is that what they call frogs porn?
  7. Don't you just LOVE the closed season
  8. Kindly jump back in the swamp you catatonic invertibrate has the desired effect in Bolton
  9. Have a butchers at http://www.aquarterof.co.uk Bit of info on Spangles there.
  10. It must be Norah Batty then
  11. Warrington card is £30 per season plus £20 one off joining fee. Worth gedding.
  12. Well I liked it, but my dog ran off and hid
  13. A few years ago, several of us decided to have a mini match between ourselves. We all sat around a nice looking pond biteless for 3 hours. We were then told by the farmer the pond wasn't there the day before! It existed because of heavy rain the previous two days.
  14. Couldn't have put it better myself. This could come in handy as Valentines Day is looming
  15. I once read an article in (I think) Coarse Fisherman on these fascinating creatures. I too would like to hear a bit more about them.
  16. Can't we get them to take Cormorants instead. Mmmm,what a nice thought Nugg
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