cats...love or hate

[Guest sslatter]

It's true. Cats get a bad press.

 

It's their owners I'd line up and shoot.

[Guest allibee]

And I'm quite sure most of them would love to shoot you too Graham

[Little Tinca]

It seems a strange concept that a person is passionate about the unnecessary killing of the local fauna but mentally at ease with causing the demise of humans.

 

Strange very strange

[Guest allibee]

Yes, very strange indeed

 

Kind of reminds me of ... no, let's not go there

[me]

is that referring to me as I dont like to see animals get hurt. Also my cat very, very rarely catches birds as she is fat and lazy and never moves out even when its hot. But sometimes when she hears a bird noise she looks around to see where it is other times she doesnt care.

 

I see other cats like one that is about 3 houses from me who is really skinny and tries to rob my cats food it doesnt where a fly collar either which i think is awful. Thats where the owner should be 'lined up and shot' as Graham said. But i think that is due to the owner being very old and her family has to look after her but i dont know the situation there.

[Guest allibee]

NO ... read the animal protection thread!

[Guest sslatter]

Yeah.. up against a wall.. me with a 12 bore and magnums.. drool..

 

There are possible solutions to this:

 

1) Have a Cat Licence;

2) Make the cost of the licence £2000;

 

a) Create a nationalised Cat Fur industry. I mean, we have to import russian rabbit fur for crissakes!

Sell the cat fur very cheap;

 

x) When hunting animals with hounds is made illegal, make cats exempt..

 

zzz)Create a hideous flesh-eating bug that can only be transmitted by cats- stand back and watch the fur fly;

 

Come on, there's loads more.. if we just settled our differences and got our heads together, we could make all this happen!

 

[ 09. August 2004, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Graham X ]

[Andy Macfarlane]

Cats smell of ammonia, they willingly pi** anywhere, they refuse to eat half the food you offer them, they only come indoors when they are wet, they moan to be fed less than an hour after you feed them, they tear up the furniture, they leave hair all over the place, they only excercise thier claws on you favorite jumpers-never the crap ones, they seem to think that sex should somehow involve them and openly invite themselves into the proceedings, they bring dead or nearly dead animals home, they sometimes bring other cats home (usually the smelliest homeless variety) and have cat parties.

In fact cats are useless pets. Still doesn't detract from the fact I've had 3.

 

[ 09. August 2004, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: Andy Macfarlane ]

[me]

they tear up the furniture, they only excercise thier claws on you favorite jumpers-never the crap ones,

 

if my cat did that she wouldnt do it again.

but i see what you mean

[bluezulu]

you don`t like cats do you graham!!!