12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

 

LOL

 

In my days on the footplate of preserved steam locos, on Gala days there was often some sort of "celebrity" or "dignitary" to formally open proceedings. Sometimes these people might ride up the line on the footplate, and we had to keep them "entertained" as well as working the locomotive.

 

One day a minor female politician was our guest. She asked if we worked on more than one railway, and yes we replied, we sometimes went to other preserved railways and worked their locos. Madam then decided to air her knowledge of steam locomotives, and asked me if I had ever ridden on a "Duchess".

 

With as straight a face as I could manage, I gravely replied, "No Ma'am, apart from an Earl's wife and a Bishops daughter I have always had to slum it"