Listening Comprehension Test

[Newt]

Read the following aloud. You may have to read it several times but if you listen carefully to what you read, it will suddenly make perfect sense. Or, if you prefer, have another ADULT read it while you listen.

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I AM WEE TODD DID.

 

I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID.

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[ 01 March 2002, 01:23 AM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[Newt]

Oh come on now. Surely I can't be the only one who thought this thing was funny.

[spasor]

Newt?

I thought the F word wasn`t allowed on here?

Paul.

[Gray-Catchpole]

these ones work better when someone is reading them through a tanoy at an airport or train station, as peoples names and the like, i got it newt:D

[Ziptrev]

Bad Newt!! Bad,

for your sins go and fish in the

 

FAR CANAL

 

yeah Newt get it?

 

FAR CANAL,

 

Apply your own repetition, / listening to that one

 

Cya

 

Zippity