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OI DAVY. That`s my job "Pretty fishing".

Unfortunately no Ken. Still waiting for a bypass op`.

NOT accidents ! Design faults, mismanagement, whatever you want to call it. Of course the Administration did a virtual whitewash at the inquiries. Just my crude attempt at dark humour. But if you don`t like it?

I ain`t the least bit jealous Ken. Well maybe just a `tad. But I hope to be allowed out of `dry-dock` soon

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_?u...x=8&Go.y=12 That`ll keep you occupied for a few hours

The big problem is Elton, Chesill beach is part of the nature reserve. From Abbotsbury to Portland it is the seaward bank of the Fleet lagoon!

Just flashed up on the telly. `Spose that means Chesill will be closed for a while?

Due to ill health, and a string of ops` on the horizon. I`ve decided to give up fishing! I kid you not.

What????? You must have finished your burrow then.

I see you waited `till I`d sent you a chrissie card. YA BAS!!

143 and enjoying life to the max!! What a load of shize. In order to stay alive I`ve had to give up nearly everything that is enjoyable. I`m not even allowed butter on my toast! And yet I still have to go back into hospital tomorrow to get rid of some gall-stones.

I predict howling gales and torrential rain. Or dry and cold Or damp and misty Cmon met office, I can do that, gissus a job

At least Colin will see a lot more of his missus. Theresa works at the hospital. Perhaps thats why I can only get the sodding ansaphone.

sorry folks, you know as much as I do. I would have returned your call Norrie. But I haven`t had the mobile with me.

Cold, wet and breezy!! And this is sposed to be the best part of the weekends weather.

Norrie. 1. Click on this link. http://bigmaggot.co.uk/DVD-Writers-Readers-c-311.html 2. Choose a drive and order it. 3. Swap the new drive for the old one. You`ll probably not have to use the new cable. 4. Load new driver if required. 5. Start burning pirate movies onto the dvd`s you got from Argos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously Norrie. It`s very easy. Just don`t get sucked into buying a mega fast drive. A 16X or 20X drive is plenty fast enough.

You should have tried this place Norrie. http://bigmaggot.co.uk/Special-Offers-c-3.html They do `boys toys` as well.

No they haven`t Si !! I can`t remember ever deleting a post, yet my total has just been reduced by 70!! I`ll just have to re-post this post another 69 times, then we`ll be sort of square?

Chesters! I couldn`t find the beanie with the propellor!! Had to order a plane one.

Sorry to have to tell you this Bob. But some thieving bastid has nicked the wheels off your wheelie bin next to the tree!!!

I know some of these groups might seem a tad weird Jeff. But it made me think of how prepared am I if we had some natural disaster? I`m not talking about some cataclysm either. More on the lines of a heavy blizzard, flood etc which caused disruption to power and water supplies and prevented the Tesco run. Did a quick check and realised that we`d be in trouble by the end of the week! Only water supply would be the header tank which means boiling all water for drinking. I`m OK with that via a camping stove with a large box of gas cannisters. Lighting and radio/tv is catered for by portables and my penchant for buying batteries in bulk. But food could prove a problem as you would have to say goodbye to the contents of the freezer after a few days. I don`t think many folk keep a stock of the `old fashioned` ingredients? Apart from a 10kg bag of rice and a few stock cubes we`d be down to tins. I`ve got about 20 tins of various varieties that would soon disappear! Tescos here I come. Dried milk, lots of dried beans, cases of pot noodles, 1000 ltrs bottled water, first aid kit, water purification tablets(just in case) etc.

Not quite true Rabbit. I can already record a second channel, because my system has twin tuners. But this is only true for freeview. And having a pvr helps(not cheap though).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uVirUm22ml0# Hope this link works? Appologies to all fellow taffs.

That`s the problem. You`re too liberal!! I`m sure our submariners are in need of some target practise.

Spoons Moto? I thought Tykes were born with one in each hand!!