Shoes

[Newt]

Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months. He walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.

 

After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them. Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance in the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.

 

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

 

Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"

 

Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"

 

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

 

Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?"

 

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"

 

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"

 

Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."

 

Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes!"

[chesters1]

now now newt your obsession with the private parts (both male and female) is getting beyond a joke but not as much as $300 for bocceli shoes ,there just £15 down the local market

[Newt]

chesters1 - gotta admit I just nicked that joke and put it here.

 

I always thought bocceli was that strange green vegie (looks sorta like a tree) that kids hate to eat.

 

The only other thing I can say in my defense is that while I am a fan of parts, I pretty much prefer human parts. The whole sheep thing just puzzles me.

[chesters1]

using a whole sheep keeps the interesting "parts" warm ,if a dead sheep is used time and electricity is wasted using hair curlers to warm them up