Frogs

[Jeff S]

A beautiful, blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."

 

She looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

 

The clerk packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box,and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

 

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

 

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise and disappointment, nothing happens! She is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices that at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

 

So, she calls the pet store. The clerk says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, he is ringing her doorbell.

 

The lady welcomes him in and says, " I've done everythingaccording to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

 

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

[Newt]

Now that fella has the right idea.

 

Anybody know of a pet shop that's hiring??

[nigelnibbles]

no, but i've got 20 frogs you can buy Newt

[little onions]

Hiya Newt. No frogs, no local pet shop. How 'bout I send you my address?