little onions

Thanks for the Welsh lesson, John....could come in v. handy, we're moving to Brecon next week, my husband speaks Welsh, I speak bog Colleen - bottled water for me from now on!

Congratulations and very best wishes for a long and happy life together. Hope the bites weren't too much of a problem. Onions. x

One of life's great experiences, beautifully retold.

WOW - CONGRATULATIONS! Fantastic news. Every happiness and loads of love to you both. Onions. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

BRING ON YER BROTHERS.......

Tin hat time?

'The lycra cheesewire' Mick thought I was laundering eyepatches

Mine's a nice little shiny purple one (you can't say I don't feed you the lines)..... I'm hoping that once the wood pigeons start eating blackberries everything will blend in. Replies in a plain brown envelope, please.

No thongs as yet????

I had a cat who behaved more like a dog - which d'you think is worse, Skippy?

Great idea, Salar. I can see Mini Onions getting right into it, hope she lets me have a go too. :cool:

Brilliant, Newt. Particularly like the tornado one!

Hi, Billy - where have you been?????? Tried w.u. liquid - it worked on the black fly but not the bees. Thanks, Andy will try that and report back.

Last year I posted a query as to what type of bug might be nipping the flowers off my runner beans. The culprits are bumble bees. Apparently they have discovered they can get to the nectar quicker if they sever the flower from the stem - clever little sods!

Congratulations. Hope you will always be as happy as Mr. Onions and me. Love conquers all. You look great together. :cool:

A friend of mine always took special care of her white lingerie. Before she left for work one morning, as far as she was concerned, she had put her special undies in the washing machine. On returning from work she was puzzled to find the washing machine empty. However, when she went to the bathroom and lifted the toilet lid..............Oh yes, there it was. Not A.D.D. or A.D.H.D, far worse - D.O.B.S. - Dotty Old Bag Syndrome!

Better out than in, eh mate? Well done - there should be an official medal for bravery at the dentists and you should have a gold one!

So you're having them extracted one by one? :cool:

See, Chesters - I always told you not to be afeared of wee pricks - ( it never stopped you rabbitting on about them, though).

Awfully sorry about the missing 's' - won't do it again!

It certainly has all the elements esential to a miracle...... suggestion, suspense, wonder and, ultimately, disappointment!

"She knows just how far to go and then lets me sit up for a bit" Ferret, baby, - if I had only once been so thoughtfully cradled before the age of fifty - how different life would have been!!!

Well, if you're not scared I'm sure you'll be really good support. Are you going to take a copy of the 'Beano' or something to read to him?